Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

Fool of a toke

A play on a quote from The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, "Fool of a Took!"
A fool of a toke is when a person smoking marijuana inhales too much and cough's for over a minute.

Observant: Hey, look at jimmy, he's on the floor after that fool of a toke.

by Stuartking September 10, 2010