by Luke October 4, 2004
something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
by Theonemanmission December 1, 2012
On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017
by jackkilljill July 5, 2010
last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious
by jackkilljill July 5, 2010
by nestle MDP May 29, 2009