Scruffage 

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

Scruffage by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.

"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."

scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

Scrummage 

the act of thoroughly doing or making something.

He scrummaged up some eggs for breakfast

Scrummage by scrummage February 26, 2021

scruffalufagus 

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

scruffalufagus by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Scoffage 

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

Scoffage by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

scruffle 

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

scruffle by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

Scrundage

Scrundage
- verb
1. to scrub one's under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning

Guys preparing for a date will:
"Shit, Shower and Shave" better described as "Shit, Scrundage and Shave"

In a sentence:
"After that big plate of hot-wings I'll be needing a good scrundage later on."

"Oh man, I sharted... better scrundage."

Scrundage by Edna Lanna January 13, 2010