scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008