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Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.
"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"
Scrote Goat by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

Goat Scrote 

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL
Goat Scrote by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009

Two scroat goats 

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

Scrotgoat 

The condition left after manscaping in front of your balls, but leave long pubes behind your balls.
Initially she liked what she saw, but then she discovered his scrotgoat.
Scrotgoat by Gundorr July 1, 2022