scrobbaholic 

One who is addicted to scrobbling, the process of adding a scrobble (piece of data that reads the song, album and artist of a song and the timestamp you listened to it at.

Person A: "Wow, this club is playing some really good music! I should scrobble it"

Person B: "Dude, you are such a scrobbaholic"

scrobbaholic by 1qaz_isthegreatest June 24, 2025

Scrubaholic 

A person who sits on there ass all day watching the television show Scrubs.

Hey can Bart play, oh wait i forgot he's a Scrubaholic, and can't come outside, cause he's watching scrubs and doing nothing else

Scrubaholic by Bobby J Linares December 20, 2010

scrollaholic

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Joe who keeps searching for meaning with their thumb instead of their life. What a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

scrollaholic

A person addicted to scrolling their cell phone.

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Someone searching for significance through their smart phone. Karen is a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004