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Scrimshawed 

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.
I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.
Scrimshawed by realative September 25, 2012

scrimshaw 

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.
scrimshaw by KaBoom January 13, 2014

scrimshanker 

Old military (Naval) slang for a person who avoids their responsiblities, or is work-shy. What may latterly be termed a "skiver".
For all those scrimshankers who've yet to hand in their assignment, you have just two days left!

Scrimshaw 

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.
I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.
Scrimshaw by Evakz October 13, 2019

scrimshaw 

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.
Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.
scrimshaw by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003

scrimshaw 

to take a boner hard in the butt
Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".
scrimshaw by Twerpintime February 17, 2003
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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