screen real 

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

screen real by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

Real life screen shot 

A verb, to take a real life screen shot usually with a camera or a cellular phone. As apposed to a regular screen shot done on a PC.

Bill: Dude sickest party last week, wish I brought my camera to take some real life screen shots.

Real life screen shot by ihsan m October 31, 2010

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

Split Screen Reality Wank by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016