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scratchalotapuss 

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman
"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

Scratchappy 

The cringiest child/Slasher player that's ever touched the Internet. Any conversation he's a part of quickly devolves into a cesspool of cringy remarks and meaningless flexes around the Slasher gamemode on CoD MWR.
"Dude, you're acting like a total scratchappy right now."
Scratchappy: ur just mad that I'm good at Slasher
Scratchappy by jbird53916 April 5, 2021

scratchiti 

A form of graffiti in which markings are etched into hard surfaces. Particularly prevalent in NYC Subways where Graffiti remover and a "Clean Train" policy have all but eradicated traditional aerosol graffiti.

Considered by many a low form of graffiti as the difficult etching leaves little room for artistic design, scratchiti is often simply block-lettered tags used to promote a particular urban artist or claim territory, or amature copycat work.

Tools employed in the craft are generally keys, knives, and razorblades, but Lava Rocks available at hardware stores, Carbide tipped drill bits, and spark plugs have been reported as tools of choice as well.

Occasionally, detailed etching work is spotted, and is assumed to be done using an apparatus similar to a Dremel Tool.
Many straphangers consider Scratchiti to be a blight on their subway.
scratchiti by Eric Skiff March 23, 2004

strawhat_tango 

Someone who you should become mutuals with because he is cool.

He never takes Ls and is better than you
Example:
Person 1: woah, look its strawhat_tango! He is so cool
Person 2: He's so cool, I wish I was mutuals with him.

Scratbatbizath 

A person that's whore-like.
That girl is such a scratbatbizath she's always with a new guy.
Scratbatbizath by iLOVEit[= February 6, 2009

scratchitti 

A form of grafitti where a person uses a sharp object to scratch his or her message into a wall or object.
Did you see the scratchitti in the bathroom stall? Apparently, somebody had sexual relations with my mother last night.
scratchitti by Tad_Strongo January 14, 2009