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scratch that 

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forget that
me "mom can you buy me some coke?"
mom "..."
...later...

me "mom, scratch that, i want skittles."

Scratch that 

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mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
“Dude we should…scratch that… but yeah potentially worth revisiting”
Scratch that by michael jamison August 6, 2022

scratch that dirty neck 

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A nice follow up to a traditional burn of sorts. Used mainly in the early to mid eighties.... It's up to you guys to bring it back!

Basically, picture what someone looks like after getting burned.... Head down, scratching the back of their neck in embarrassment... So sad.
Scenario:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded! SCRATCH THAT DIRTY NECK!

Scratch That Dirty Neck 

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Someone who just got busted on.
'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."

scratch that noise 

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A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!

scratch tap that wiener 

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A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with
-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!
scratch tap that wiener by YungHDP January 30, 2014
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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