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scotty doesn't know 

(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.


(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".
(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.

(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.
scotty doesn't know by Fiona December 8, 2004
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Scotty Doesn't Know 

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!

scotty doesn't know 

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.
scotty doesn't know by Anti February 4, 2005

scotty doesn't know 

a song by Lustra, also in the movie Eurotrip. It is played when Scotty finds out his slutty ex girlfriend Fiona was cheating on him with another guy. Which is weird, cause Scotty was cute.
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know.

scotty doesn't know 

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.
"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026