scoop de poop 

based off of kanye west’s new hit single, lift yourself, scoop de poop refers to a crooked penis that when performing anal sex, will scoop de poop out of your bum hole

“I did anal last night and his penis scooped de poop out of me!”

“he has such a scoop de poop penis!”

scoop de poop by scoopdepoop June 5, 2018

Shoop de poop 

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

Shoop de poop by The man of many hats. August 25, 2010