sckurplunk

A huge splash of a liquid resulting in someone’s girth being increased violently

Dude, someone sckurplunked on me with orange juice and now I’m so girthy!

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Skerplunking

I was skerplunking for pork rinds.

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To fornicate repeatedly until unconcious.

Shall we go back to my place for some skerplunking.

Skerplunking by B_man March 19, 2003

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Adjective; most widely used to define the act of fucking a fat person. Normally used for men. For the female version see suffocating.

Guy: Dude i hear danny really likes to go skurplunking in his spare time.

Other guy: That must be suffocating!

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This is when you skirt and bonk your head on a meat block when you are riding your skateboard on a hamburger.

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