scientry

The word someone uses in place of science, because it is to early in the morning to speak correctly

"Come on, that is not rocket scientry here"

"Yea, he isn't very good at his scientry class"

by Camste85 May 18, 2009

Scientrific

Lucas’ dumbass renaming of the word “Scientific”

Lucas: That’s a scientrific fact.

Josh: Lucas you’re an idiot.

by Timberly Jackson Bonaparte September 25, 2019