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The act of ejaculating in a comical manner, usually the word is accompanied by an up and down hand motion and a hand in the person being told's face.
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Martin: Yo dude, I'mma schwip on your face just like I did to your mom!
Davon: Dude that's just messed up bro.
by LemonGuy0016 September 29, 2014
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