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Schruty is an adjective used for people who are nerds, but still don't get good grades. Like people who study a lot and are typical nerds, frontbenchers, teacher's pet and that one tattler who complains about every one in the class, AND STILL FAILS AND IS STILL NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH.
So we can say, some kind of annoying, irritating nerd who never achieves results.
"Angela didn't even pass these exams despite studying for hours and kissing all teachers' rare. Gosh, what a schrut."
schrut by anonymous January 27, 2021
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Pronounced as "shoot," and also known as "babby's first shooting game," schüt refers to low-quality first person shooters, with the majority of these found on the Steam storefront. While the intention is grit and angst, the final result is usually a hilarious mess riddled with glitches, poor design choices, and voice acting that's too quiet to be audible (most likely because the developer's mom is in the next room over).
Vinny you binyot; Why you no play schüt games?
schüt by Alacc July 20, 2017

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.


Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Schruted 

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.
Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela
Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager
Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

schrummin' 

Basketball terminology when you either hit multiple three point shots in a game, or make consecutive three point shots in a row.
Ray Allen was schrummin' last night against the Knicks.
schrummin' by dirkmeoff December 8, 2011
The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities
Can you come to schmut

schmut me
Schmut by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022