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Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels
Schlomo by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

no schlomo 

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
no schlomo by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
schlomotion by harlique December 15, 2009

Scromote 

To take a large shit on one's face.
Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!
Scromote by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

schlomophobe 

That Ralph guy really doesn't like Jewish people, he's such a schlomophobe.
schlomophobe by Kapybara September 2, 2011

schrooted 

The fine art of being shitfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol.
"Joel ate 6 pills! Look how schrooted he is!"

"Ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even Joel is starting to look attractive"
schrooted by sporter21 December 10, 2007