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school shoot 

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ok why?
apparently, school is the only place were you can cause the death of an generation of kids if you bully a kid, this just goes to show the stupidity of kids, oh yea, also people think this is funny, they make memes out of kids that die, area 51 ok fine that was a suicided mission, school shootings? now thats takeing it too far
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shoot up the school 

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its used by emo fuckboys who wants to kill all the teachers cus they give dem homework.
person: yo dude wanna go to the mall?

person 2 : no im about to shoot up the school
person 3 : thanks my boi
shoot up the school by cockyler1 January 30, 2017
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School shootings 

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The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019
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School shooting 

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Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019
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School Shooting 

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American Culture.
Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok
School Shooting by Alien Weed April 27, 2019

School Shooter 

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The person who lost a game of Kahoot
Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?
School Shooter by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020
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I Don't Speak School Shooter 

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A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
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