"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"
"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"
"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)
by pleber May 3, 2006
Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.
by JD Smith December 9, 2006
Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.
by Disapointed January 9, 2011
Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!
by crestae9 September 7, 2022
Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.
Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS
Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*
by Fakespeare October 28, 2021