schmig 

A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.

schmig by akamini May 27, 2008

Schmig 

(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.

Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!

Schmig by katie_kaboom August 5, 2009

Schmig 

Cigarette

James, do you want to go have a schmig?

Schmig by crosstown June 27, 2008

Schmig 

A slang word for the f bomb

"Oh Schmig! i dropped a nail on my foot!"

Schmig by uhhoh September 5, 2023

Schmig

A possum. Also the center of ALL schmig lore.
It is also one of the only words that can be used in ANY format.

"Schmedneck schmigger"
"your a schmig"
"what the schmig?"

Schmig by The god Of Lore April 22, 2026

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

Schmig Dick 

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

Schmig Dick by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009