3 definitions by RichyDee

compaq

The invention-free PC marketing company that attempted to acquire some brains by buying Digital Equipment Corporation but failed to layoff all of themselves at the same time... so now they all got sucked up by HP and COMPAQ is dead.

Maybe Enron should pull a COMPAQ and buy Saudia-Arabia.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

schmeg

Gross crap.

After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

JAMOT

Stands for Just A Matter of Time

Saddam knows it's JAMOT.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003