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The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
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a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
by The Rod April 29, 2003
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A filler word in a sentence for people who have recently consumed a decent amount of cannabis or other substances.
Is anyone trying to schmeg some more weed? Is anyone trying to play schmeg ball? Hi, call me Schmeg.
by MufasaSchmeg October 11, 2019
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After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
by RichyDee March 03, 2003
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Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.
Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?
by lemmehitthatjuul July 07, 2018
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