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schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schlogins 

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.
He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.
Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.
Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline
Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining
schlongining by shwingybones May 13, 2022