Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

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Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018

Schlong Doggled

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.

That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...

by bobondeez February 23, 2013