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schlongbuddy 

1. A friend of the schlong, but nothing serious
2. A sock or other concealing material meant to gently warm the penis in cold weather
3. Cohabitants, such as testicles, hair, lint, mites, etc.
1. I'm a bit shy, so my schlongbuddy Mike helps me by hooking me up with his leftovers.
2. My schlongbuddy comes in handy as a buffer during freeballing which prevents painful zipper error.
3. You call them crabs, I call them schlongbuddies.
schlongbuddy by OrkTheFork January 10, 2011
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Schlongdaddy 

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.
Schlongdaddy by Drakinite July 8, 2017
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