schlitzfaced

To get drunk off a cheap malt liquor, like Schlitz.

Damn that girl just fell off her bar stool, she's hella schlitzfaced.

by Noah B. Marion July 8, 2005

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

Schmitfaced

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019