schlitzfaced

To get drunk off a cheap malt liquor, like Schlitz.

Damn that girl just fell off her bar stool, she's hella schlitzfaced.

schlitzfaced by Noah B. Marion July 8, 2005

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitz-faced 

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 17, 2005

Schmitfaced 

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

Schmitfaced by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019