schiwa 

Schiwa is a visionary. Her heart is made of gold and she always wears it on her tongue. She does everything for her family and friends. But if she gets impatient, she can become very impetuous. If you want to be inspired, surround yourself with Shiva. She also has a very dirty sense of humor.

Schiwa is a visionary. Her heart is made of gold and she always wears it on her tongue.

schiwa by DONjela November 20, 2021

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2

"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"

Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020

Klaus Schwab 

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.

Klaus Schwab by FightTheAlgorithm March 6, 2022

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

Camp Schwab by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020