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shacking off 

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.
shacking off by slyvester August 10, 2006

sharking off 

to disappear from somewhere without being noticed (cos sharks are silent)
sharking off by grandpagraffiti August 17, 2007

Shaking off the anchovy 

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

schmackin off 

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly
schmackin off by El Juan September 20, 2003

Shaking off the Doom 

Detoxing from any drug, but especially alcohol. The mentally and physically uncomfortable (and potentially fatal) withdrawal process which accompanies ceasing the use of one's drug of choice on one's own, i.e. without medical assistance.

"Shaking" refers to the "tremors" (shaking uncontrollably) which accompany this process.

"The Doom" refers any and/or all of the following: 1) the consistent and delusional feeling that something horrible and unstoppable is on the verge of occuring; 2) the "shadows", i.e. visual hallucinations which are the result of "delirium tremens" and/or insomnia; 3) the existential dread, terror, and regret concerning the very real possibility of death from withdrawal; and/or the intense nausea which causes one to be unable to "keep anything down."

Shaking off the Doom does not necessarily incapacitate, in that someone could, for example, still go to school or work while being in the process of it. Oftentimes, however, it is, temporarily, physically and mentally crippling. The Doom is shaken off when one is able to resume normal functioning.
Person 1: "Are you ok? You look like death!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm just shaking off the Doom. I've been drinking hard for three weeks straight, but ran outta money and booze."

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog 

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!