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Scandanavian clunge biscuit 

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

scandanavia 

noun. -Scandanavia

1. Name for Scandinavia, sometimes used by stupid, ignorant non-Scandinavians

2. Popular typo of Scandinavia
"R u from scandanavia?"
scandanavia by Ða þug October 24, 2005

Scandanavian Dragon 

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.
Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.

scandanavian sandstorm 

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.
Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

No Sceneland 

A play on the words "New Zealand" and the country's lack of anything resembling a "scene" due to its small population.
"John isn't from Australia, he's from No Sceneland."
No Sceneland by sweetheart_d September 28, 2006

scenedals 

those trendy ballet flats warn by 'scene girls' that look like grama shoes.. totally cute.. totally trendy..
OMFG that slobcore fuck just tried hxc dancing on my new scenedals;; aren't they the sexx??!!! && they were on sale!!
scenedals by cmgzy July 27, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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