(verb) to check out one's own ass in the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass
we noticed he'd taken a while in the dressing room and when he scurried out in a rush, we knew he was going home to scelzi.
by duff_man May 2, 2007
A beautiful woman with amazing art skills and a massive intelligence level. She will always be there for you through thick and thin. A woman who will bring you the most happiness you will ever experience in your life.
by N121S January 12, 2019