scelzi
(verb) to check out one's own ass in the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass
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scelzi • scalzi • Scalzied • scelimagmild • scelping • scenzi • stelzi • Davidoff Scalzini • keith scelzo
Scalzied
Getting weak in the face of confrontation, pandering for women's approval.
Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)
Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)
He might've had a chance with that chick but totally scalzied himself by getting all weird and defensive.
Scalzied by weeniemanforever February 1, 2013
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scalzi by silviascalzi October 16, 2020
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keith scelzo by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019
Davidoff Scalzini
AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'
AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'
AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'
The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'
AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'
The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
"Holy shit balls!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
Davidoff Scalzini by Scott84Perth August 25, 2022
scalzi
A twat, in man form.
Taken from the name of a liberal progressive race/sex/* baiter who won the Hugo by ripping off Robert A Heinlein. He continues to troll around SF and fantasy fandom pretending that what SF readers really want is an intersectionalist gender studies course. An odious lump of an enlightened male who loses physical contests to a 14 year old girl and brags about it. In sum, a twat in man form.
Taken from the name of a liberal progressive race/sex/* baiter who won the Hugo by ripping off Robert A Heinlein. He continues to troll around SF and fantasy fandom pretending that what SF readers really want is an intersectionalist gender studies course. An odious lump of an enlightened male who loses physical contests to a 14 year old girl and brags about it. In sum, a twat in man form.
scalzi by kevinspaceyhatesyou July 2, 2015
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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