(verb) to check out one's own ass in the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass
we noticed he'd taken a while in the dressing room and when he scurried out in a rush, we knew he was going home to scelzi.
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Getting weak in the face of confrontation, pandering for women's approval.
Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)
Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)
He might've had a chance with that chick but totally scalzied himself by getting all weird and defensive.
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The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'
AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'
The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
"Holy shit balls!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
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Taken from the name of a liberal progressive race/sex/* baiter who won the Hugo by ripping off Robert A Heinlein. He continues to troll around SF and fantasy fandom pretending that what SF readers really want is an intersectionalist gender studies course. An odious lump of an enlightened male who loses physical contests to a 14 year old girl and brags about it. In sum, a twat in man form.
Taken from the name of a liberal progressive race/sex/* baiter who won the Hugo by ripping off Robert A Heinlein. He continues to troll around SF and fantasy fandom pretending that what SF readers really want is an intersectionalist gender studies course. An odious lump of an enlightened male who loses physical contests to a 14 year old girl and brags about it. In sum, a twat in man form.
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