scampweed 

A way of calling a child a crack addict/a word for crackheads to be used in a derogatory manner.

Kid: HEY YOU LIKE BIG CHUNGUS?!
Kid2: Shut up you pretentious scampweed.

scampweed by calebized November 11, 2020

Meathead-Stampeed 

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.

Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.

Meathead-Stampeed by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007

scampede 

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

scampede by dookeyboy March 19, 2011

Retard Stampeed 

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

Retard Stampeed by daleicious October 30, 2010

Scampied! 

Same meaning as owned

You've been scampied!
lol scampied!

(Has a ! at the end always)

See that matt tim or ben?

Scampied! by Peter Sykes January 28, 2004

Shampeed On 

Process of alowing someone to urinate on your head in order to benifit from said person's DNA.

In order for my hair to look perfect, I requested to get shampeed on by my girlfriend.

Shampeed On by Coachtwentytwo September 17, 2009

scampede 

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.

"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"

scampede by Waffledaffles September 2, 2009