A muffin shaped monster with pink tendrils erupting out of its wrapper with kawaii anime eyes. Is known for eating off your scabs in the middle of the night. You can prevent a scab licker attack by lining your home with hot cheetos
Person 1: How do I get rid of the ScabLickers in my yard? they wont seem to leave.
Person 2: just use hot cheetos man. They ate my wife's scab and killed her. After I used the hot cheetos they stopped coming after my kids.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)