softmeat 

a delicious best friend.
one of whom you express unsaid of affection towards. you must love this person until you die, or get shot, nigga.

dusty is my softmeat. we love each other so much that we have some goddamn hot, steamy intercourse every night.

softmeat by Linda Wong December 9, 2008

Softmetre 

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.

"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"

Softmetre by Alex.co November 18, 2015

the soft meat 

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

the soft meat by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

the soft meat 

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

the soft meat by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

softmetal 

(adj): expressing, caused by, or characterized by anger and emotional attachment.

Ashley: Erika's vibe has been so softmetal ever since the breakup. All she does is cry and think of revenge plans to get back at her ex.

Derrek: I'd be softmetal too if my ex broke up with me over text. She definitely still cares, but there's a lot of anger there.

softmetal by babyboy9 September 1, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019