Softmetre

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.

"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"

by Alex.co November 18, 2015

softetherslam

softetherslam is a ddos attack that attacks softether dns servers aswell as the servers port connection feature. Once your server has no dns transfer there is no where for your data to reroute to leading your server to overload. Its publisher is Xyraku or czpy.

I used Softetherslam to drop that guys nfo.

by WhiteHat-Hacker December 20, 2019

Softpeter

Softpeter is the disgusting green drink you get in jail. If one has ever been in jail and was forced to drink it knows that it certainly lives up to its name. It makes it nearly impossible to achieve an erection, in hopes of decreasing the odds of masturbation/jail sex. Nobody knows for sure the contents of such and upon ingestion one wonders what, exactly, this mystery fluid is.

Person1 Man, i just spent 11 days in jail and all i could drink was water and this green juice, well, not actually juice but more like drink, a green drink.

Person2 Dude, that was softpeter didn't you notice you didn't have a boner the whole time you were in there

Person1 Well now that you mention it i didn't, as a matter of fact, i had a negative boner

by joethejabberwock July 17, 2009

Softmore

A person who is a sophmore but is to retarded to know the spelling of it.

Person one: Yeah, I was looking on this guy's MySpace and he said he was a softmore in high school.
Person two: What a retard.

by aseaishout August 27, 2009

softmare

When software becomes a nightmare.

This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!

by fbrd July 16, 2020

Softmore

It's spelled sophomore bruh

It sounds like it would be spelled softmore, but it isn't.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022

softmetal

(adj): expressing, caused by, or characterized by anger and emotional attachment.

Ashley: Erika's vibe has been so softmetal ever since the breakup. All she does is cry and think of revenge plans to get back at her ex.

Derrek: I'd be softmetal too if my ex broke up with me over text. She definitely still cares, but there's a lot of anger there.

by babyboy9 September 1, 2022