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Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

says you by GutNose November 18, 2014

Words you can keep

says you

A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.

Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"

says you by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004

says you

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.

"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"

says you by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Says You

how you respond when somebody says something you do not agree with.

boy number one: man this class is fun!

boy number two: says you!!

Says You by finessinevan November 1, 2018

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

my mom says you have a tiny weiner by B-rizzle November 23, 2019

When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

When a girl says you have hoes by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026