saxaphonaphobia 

the fear of jazz music

John: Hey imma turn on some jazz music
jeff: NO, I HAVE SAXAPHONAPHOBIA
*Jazz music plays*
jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

saxaphonaphobia by jeffering October 7, 2022

Saraphinaphobia 

Saraphinaphobia is the irrational fear of becoming morbidly obese

"I think I have Saraphinaphobia"
"Why, what is that?"
"I am really scared of being morbidly obese!"

Saraphinaphobia by feetanduncles November 30, 2023