3 definitions by Engelbert Humperdinck1

book savoring

When you find such an AMAZING book, you make sure to read every single word very slowly, so the book lasts longer. #HarryPotter #SpySchool

Joe: Billy wats taking you so long to read that book?
Billy: im book savoring :D

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 28, 2016

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 15, 2016

god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 11, 2016