Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

Satchel Snatcher

n. One who "snatches" things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. A homosexual who likes to grab the males genitals and "snatch" them. Commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. The word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in Call of Duty 4) and plants for own exp. Also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and Achievement whores
v. the act of satchel snatching

Dude that guy is such a satchel snatcher. He stole the bomb from me every round.

I hate people who satchel snatch

by Andyroonie January 4, 2009

satchel kill

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand

Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at

by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Seed Satchel

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.

Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.

by .Woody. October 27, 2007

satchel

A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!

by Koontzie March 31, 2017

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015