texmex2000's definitions

Doggy handle

A ponytail

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.

by texmex2000 October 1, 2019

Upshot

The act of spraying the underside of a toilet seat with explosive ass spray.

Gary spent the afternoon cleaning upshots off the bathroom stalls.

by texmex2000 August 16, 2017

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011