sassow

Someone who can't be grateful or kind even if they wanted, they are greedy and hate to make friends.

Why do you have to be such a sassow all the time?

sassow by Whymb September 19, 2017

Post-Sasso 

Term for a show, series or group after a prominent member left said act.
The expression was coined by famed funny man and professional chunk of coal Norm Macdonald.

"One Direction was never the same post-sasso."

"I've stopped watching Top Gear post-sasso."

"I prefer to watch silicon valley post-sasso."
"Post-sasso? What the fuck is that? That ain't a thing."

Post-Sasso by tHE_wORDSTER19 May 26, 2020

sasso juice 

Drunken game; the confidence that causes you to hit on girls because you have just finsihed a fifth of gin, despite the fact that you can't form a coherent sentence and may or may not have wet yourself.

Man, that Adam is one pathetic drunk, but he has sure got the sasso juice.

sasso juice by Delicious April 3, 2005

Sassopotamus 

Noun: A person whose sassy behavior transcends human proportions... one might say to the level of a hippopotamus. May also be used to describe a sassy fat person.

Related to the slightly more derogatory word, sassopotabitch.

Person handing out flyers: We are having a show tonight! (offers flyer to Karen)

Karen: Oh sorry, the trash is over there...

Karen's friend: You're such a sassopotamus, Karen.

Sassopotamus by thing2 May 4, 2014

sassone 

A charismatic woman, her energy can light up the room and attract lots of attention. She is a free-spirit and down to Earth woman. Sassone is a business woman and have leadership tendencies to promote human welfare. She has the potential to take on any challenge that comes her way. She is a humble being and very passionate in everything she does. She is also confident in her every move.

By her power to be a leader, I can tell she is Sassone.

sassone by Sassone Que February 16, 2021

sassoon 

A type of jeans in the eighties and nineties made famous by a series of two ads featuring the rangers. The most notable reference to 'sassoons' is in Tupac and Dre's California Love.

"I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes,
ever since honeys was wearin sassoons!" - Dr. Dre in Califronia Love.

sassoon by Sid Da Kid March 31, 2009

sassosaurus rex 

an overtly sassy dinosaur with thunderthighs. Known to create drama amongst the other happy little herbavours. Unlike most dinosaurs of its era, the sassosaurus feeds off the angst and misery of its prey, as it shoots dagger glares and bitchy remarks at the weakest unsuspecting of the already emotionally unstable teenage dino population. Well known by paleontologists as the bitchiest of all dinosaurs. Modern female is said to have evolved from the sassosaurus.

look at those thunderthighs! she must be a sassosaurus rex!

sassosaurus rex by victim of the sassosaurus rex May 19, 2010