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sarjeantology 

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function
In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.
sarjeantology by Koffee June 23, 2006
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sarjeaned 

to unexpectedly and without any warning take over someone's computer for a prolonged amount time
I could not make it for lunch as I was sarjeaned at the last minute.
sarjeaned by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarjeaning 

the act of accosting without any warning
They do not like to work in that office as there is a guy who uses sarjeaning to keep them late.
sarjeaning by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarbeaners 

Over-stuffing a vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with a topper that has had it's windows and back glass covered up, with illegal mexicans either entering the country or going to stand at the street corner looking for day work.
"How many sarbeaners do you think they got in that truck?"
sarbeaners by Wordy McWordman March 9, 2009

Sarjenergy 

Relating to ridiculous shit someone does
The sarjenergy on that backflip was a 67!
Sarjenergy by Bestieboobies September 25, 2025
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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