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Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.
“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"
Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

sarcactual 

When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic
Girl: How does my hair look?

Guy: Delightful...

Girl: You're being sarcastic.

Guy: No it actually looks nice.

Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.
sarcactual by Kanye Not April 14, 2014

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.
Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.
Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.
You are such a sarcastisizer.
sarcastisizer by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010

sarcastisize

It's when a Rosshole (asshole) makes everything into a sarcastic comment and you never know when they are being truthful or not
I feed off your comments and sarcastisize off them :) you just think I'm serious everytimeeeeeee
sarcastisize by Queerstin May 3, 2014

sarcaustic 

Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.
sarcaustic by L.A.R.S.O. April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on April 9, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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