sarcactus

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.

1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."

by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

sarcactual

When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic

Girl: How does my hair look?

Guy: Delightful...

Girl: You're being sarcastic.

Guy: No it actually looks nice.

Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.

by Kanye Not April 13, 2014