sarcactus 

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.

1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."

sarcactus by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.

“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"

Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

sarcactual 

When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic

Girl: How does my hair look?

Guy: Delightful...

Girl: You're being sarcastic.

Guy: No it actually looks nice.

Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.

sarcactual by Kanye Not April 14, 2014

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.

Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.

Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.

You are such a sarcastisizer.

sarcastisizer by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010

sarcastisize

It's when a Rosshole (asshole) makes everything into a sarcastic comment and you never know when they are being truthful or not

I feed off your comments and sarcastisize off them :) you just think I'm serious everytimeeeeeee

sarcastisize by Queerstin May 3, 2014

sarcaustic 

Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.

Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.

sarcaustic by L.A.R.S.O. April 6, 2006