A measurement of the combined cuteness and collectibility of a character, set of characters or brand, often to the extent that characters or brand are mere engines for product placement.
As he wandered through the store, looking at the figures, he wondered "How did a Super Deformed Minotaur actually put on a turtleneck sweater?" The shear sanriosity of the place quickly pushed that question to the back of his mind. More importantly now was "How do I fit these all in my cube?"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)