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Salty sand hole 

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.
Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

Dig a hole in the sand 

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."