Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at
attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a
half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently
cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro,
look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me
rigor mortis in my pecker."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do
the same."