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sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit
sam sucksalot by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017

does sam suck olivias nuts 

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
This guy acts so hard but can't speak English drives what his grand daddy had is scared and obsessed with his grand daddy.
Sucka sam: hi Grand daddy
Grand daddy: hold on I'm fuckn ur Mom
Get off my Dick fag
sucka sam by RightNowRN January 29, 2024

Sam House's socks of win 

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.
Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

Suck for Sam 

Something that became Sam Sucks.
It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.
Suck for Sam by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026