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salty sam 

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
salty sam by franc black May 9, 2008
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Salty Samurai 

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
Salty Samurai by Nick December 20, 2004

salty samurai 

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.
Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!
salty samurai by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Salty Sammy 

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.
Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

salt and sugar look the same 

Salt and sugar look the same, but they obviously taste very diffetent.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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