Saltire

The flag of the greatest country on earth, SCOTLAND. Originated in Greece with the death of St.Andrew on a x-shaped cross, but made famous when the Picts and Scots united in battle to see the English defeated under cross-shaped clouds on a blue sky.

Fuck England and all its people, they can suck my Scottish Dick!!!

by Ali Redpath September 6, 2004

Saltire

Saltire is a big scottish scary man in GDI
He has a big sword called a claymore

He has the iconic gas mask and anger issues

He has a large family

His adopted children are C1n and Kore
His ex-son is called Ezekil

"Saltire, Scottish people are only englishmen in women's skirts"

by anonymous October 22, 2020

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Shitty Satire

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.

"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."

by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023

Big Saltine

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.

LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song

by BrockP October 27, 2010

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011