salmonhooker 

A Salmon that got dressed up like a hooker and has a wig and makeup

Callan: Have you seen the SalmonHooker?
Josh: Yeah I have its sick

salmonhooker by DinkyCarLover September 23, 2022

salmontooter 

A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.

damn that guy shoots like salmontooter

salmontooter by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021