sally pants 

weak, a wimp, no balls, no chutzpah, no gusto, doing it half-assed

(angrily spoken to somebody on a basketball court) "Yo Anderson! What kind of pass was that you sally pants?"

or:

"Why not just hand the ball right to the other team there, ya sally pants!"

sally pants by jessica Gwinn May 23, 2008

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

Salty Pants by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

Silly Pants 

The act of and or getting drunk to the point where one commits such silly acts of hilarity.

The term drunk has just been used and abused and it's time to adopt a new meaning for drinking. It may sound silly coming from a gentleman's mouth but never the less, it's fun to use!

Who's going downtown and getting silly pants?

It's time to put our silly pants on!

I got too silly pants last night.

Silly Pants by DeezNuts2080 January 16, 2011

Silly Pants 

A term of endearment exchanged between two middle-aged homosexual men that wear Hawaiian shirts, clam diggers and sandals.

Geofrey, everyone knows that Liza is a much better entertainer than Bette, silly pants!

Silly Pants by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

silly pants 

1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.

1.) Mario, be quiet you silly pants!
2.) Wow... look at that guy's silly pants!!

silly pants by Etni3s February 15, 2004

sillypants 

1. A very silly and random word used as a gentle repercussion or insult.
2. When used with certain explatives the word becomes stronger.

1. "Hey, sillypants, stop raiding the fridge!"
2. "Hey fucking sillypants, the door's over there, you're walking into a wall!"

sillypants by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

Sillypants 

The act of coating the inside of sock with vaseline for the explicit purpose of self-gratification. Usually done while incarceated

Mud girl sent me a poloroid of herself and I had to sillypants

Sillypants by D Bernstein November 9, 2008