A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

sales director by Anonymous August 28, 2003

sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

sales director by Anonymous August 28, 2003

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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

Sales & Marketing Director by Glimmer December 10, 2023